Showing posts with label TV. Show all posts
Showing posts with label TV. Show all posts

Thursday, 11 September 2008

Setanta doesn't owe you s***!


Editorial by Tego.

As a football fan (possibly the biggest and greatest football fan on the planet but that's neither here nor there) I feel I have a responsibility to stand up for Setanta Sports; the channel that (thanks to the EU) managed to break the stranglehold BSkyB had on British football for well over 10 years. When the EU announced that BSkyB had a monopoly over Premier League football it ruled that another network must be allowed to screen a percentage of yearly games. Setanta stood up and paid almost £400Million for the right to televise Premier League football over 10 years. Their charge for fans would be £10 a month on a non-contract basis. On top of Premier League football Setanta subscribers would receive live German League football, live Scottish League football, live French league football, coverage from all the other major European leagues (apart from Spain) and a host of other sports including Boxing, UFC, Cricket (they carried the controversial IPL), Rugby League, Golf and Aussie Rules football. After a steady period of declining interest in the English national team, Setanta forked out £5Million per game for England's away World Cup Qualifiers with Andorra and last night's amazing game with Croatia. BBC and ITV attempted to purchase highlight packages from Setanta to screen later in the evening. Baring in mind that England have been booed off the pitch in their last 3 games and that viewing figures have been on the wane for 5 years Setanta didn't feel they had to offer a cut price package for either terrestrial broadcaster as it would impact their own viewing figures (no offence BBC but they actually rely on those), Setanta actually ended up unlocking their subscription channel on Freeview for all Ditigal viewers to see the highlights for free later on in the evening.
"It is perhaps a little unfortunate that large numbers of people were not able to see the match live,"
Gormless Brown declared today "And that is something that I think a lot of supporters will want to have answers to." well you can talk to the courts Mr Brown. Setanta bought a product outright. They have the right to do with it what they wish. The people who may have wanted to watch the game and not visit a pub or subscribe themselves (1 million less viewers on Setanta than similar games on the BBC last season, a drop in the ocean to be frank) have a right to complain of course but that's where it stops. We're talking about a national team that failed to qualify for the European Championships over the summer, we're talking about a viewing package that was made available to every broadcaster and Setanta forked out the finance. The Evening Standard have a two page spread today announcing "The most loathed TV sports channel", the article itself does very little other than speculate as to the financial wellbeing of the company through rumours and conjecture. I think it's appalling that such an issue is being made of this. As a child I was unable to watch any live football. Any. Sky had a complete monopoly. My family couldn't commit to £35 a month for a minimum 12 months. Very few families could. Setanta offer a non-contract subscription service at an affordable price and goes out of its way to satisfy its customers by spending big on football. In an especially competitive industry such as football, to have the Prime Minister and a respected daily newspaper challenge the enterprise of a small broadcaster for perfectly legal and legitimate practice is despicable. It stinks of the Labour classist agenda to me.

Wednesday, 9 July 2008

This month I shall mostly be watching Rabbit Chat & Date on Freeview channel 102


Do you remember when you first saw QVC? How hypnotized you were? Same with Bid.up.tv. Do you remember when you first saw that ITV late night quiz thing? How gripped you were? Well I introduce to you, brand new for 2008, the latest cult television craze Rabbit TV Chat & Date on Freeview Channel 102. Jack discovered it by accident yesterday and we ended up watching it on and off all night (between BBC Three's Family Guy episodes). It's nothing special, just a dating website on the television, but it's got a special feature! Oh yes! you can see the faces and descriptions of the people talking! On a constant loop!. No longer do you have to theorise the appearance of PUPPET! (who it turns out has "Rasta vybz") or PLUSSIZEPRINCESS (she's plus size and she's ready to mingle). Not being a regular on the chat-date circuit I'm unfamiliar with a lot of the lingo but I'm picking it up. I haven't quite got my head around "No time wasters" yet though. I don't think I want to.

I'm generally on the forefront of time wasting TV phenomenons so if you know what's good for you you'll hop on board with the quickness. I'm thinking of setting up an account to chat up some sexy birds ending every sentence with "THAT ONE TIME OUT JULY 21ST". That would be genius.

Monday, 16 June 2008

That One Time TV [EPISODE 1]


Introducing my new Kyte channel 'That One Time TV'.

I'm going to be traveling with my camera team for the next two months talking to anybody who wants to be talked to about their experiences in school.

The sections of 'That One Time TV' are...

Damn Homie In High School You Were The Man Homie
We want to know of any famous people that went to your school and what you know about those people.

I Gave You Some Cheese Flan
School is a harsh place for the toughest of us, what I want to know is some stories of physical situations that may have amused you or even mentally destroyed you...it all makes for great TV.

Buderoy
Example was telling me a few weeks back about this one time he convinced a kid that the opposite of a "Rude boy" was a "Buderoy". "Buderoy" then went on to become slang in Example's school. I've stolen that word to name this section where I want to hear slang sayings or expressions that you felt were unique to your school and what they mean/meant.

Mr Jones Once Said
This section is about teachers you liked or disliked. Did your Maths teacher smell? Did your science teacher fall down the stairs? Let me know!

A Blue Hair Day
We've all worn some questionable items of clothing and we all definitely know somebody else who did. Let it be known.

Perfect Day
We want you to relive the ultimate in worst school days, the wound may still be fresh but it's time to let it breathe again.

If you want to get involved with 'That One Time TV' email me with your details and I'll try to set it up. If you come to any of my gigs over the next 2 months we'll have a camera ready to ask you questions.

My Kyte URL is Kyte.TV/MarvinTheHuman. Email any home made 'That One Time TV' videos and I'll put them up immediately.

I'm also going to talk to a people who are still in school to get a fresh perspective on 'That One Time'.