Wednesday, 23 July 2008

Peaches Geldoff overdosed before 4:45PM

First thing's first. Why is Peaches Geldoff on television? She has no talent, she has less than no talent, she is the worst presenter in TV history. Second, how stupid do you have to be to take class-a drugs when your mother was Paula Yates? I mean you have to be some new kind of spoiled rich kid stupid to do that. Third, how do you overdose Before 4:45PM? Overdosing on toast is difficult by 4:45PM, overdosing on a class-a substance? Are you drinking it? You silly little girl. She's not Amy Winehouse, nobody in the real world gives two f*cks about her. Can we please remove her from public consciousness? Didn't she start her career on a pedestal of some kind? I shouldn't let such a stupid, silly, pointless, scenester, twurp annoy me but she really, really, really annoys me.

Bob, deal with the situation.

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